If you’ve got an extra few million lying around there still may be time you get your Super Bowl ad on TV in your local market. So, here’s some advice on how to create one:
Use a baby, or an animal. Babies work especially well if they: a) Talk. b) Sing. c) Dance.
Regarding animals, dogs are preferred. However, chimps, baboons, guerrillas, lizards, mice, frogs, pigs, cats, chickens, rabbits, squirrels, raccoons, goldfish, ostriches, any kind of bear, and elephants are all acceptable. Avoid snakes and insects. And, as with babies, talking, singing or dancing is highly recommended. Good luck!